Chugging beer in a porta-potty.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
This is commonly practiced at public events where drinking is not allowed, such as parades or your little brother's soccer game.
Bro 1: "Damn bro, there are people everywhere. How are we going to get tanked without someone seeing us?"
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
Bro 2: "Fear not bro, we can just porto slam this 30 case."
by JJ Brisco July 13, 2011
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2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
by Smellins March 14, 2013
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Person 1: Is casually walking down the street.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.
Person 2: Runs past in a Naruto headband followed by Person 3 in a cape
Person 3: YEEEEEET.
Person 1: Thinks: SLAM Squad. RuN.
by ImmaFoox October 6, 2019
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Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
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The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along
by Thatgirl76 September 21, 2020
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