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Ski

by Youngve December 1, 2018
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ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication
Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski
by coltski January 22, 2019
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.
by Cross country boi August 31, 2019
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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
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Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American
“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025
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Dummy Ski

Something or someone is really finished, defeated, or dead. Dummy ski is more extreme than "ski".
Guy 1: "Did you study for the biology quiz?"

Guy 2: "Oh crap! I forgot. Yeah, it's dummy ski for this quiz"
by Truuuuman September 6, 2016
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