Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Simpson Zhao

1: Synonym for the word "GOAT", which stands for "The Greatest Of All Time".

2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.

1: John is such a humble individual!! He is totally Simpson Zhao!

2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano

by Jamesyuan111 August 12, 2025

The Simpsons

By far the most overrated, stale cartoon of all time. Even though some ideas are ripped off from the Simpsons in Family Guy, the Simpsons is basically like a less funny, less interesting version of Family Guy. The Simpon's humor is almost as bleak and uninteresting as the characters and plots are, making relentless attempts at providing something that's funny or even slightly ammusing and then failing miserably in the end.

-It's a shame that Matt Groening has wasted so much time with The Simpsons when he could of phocused more on his cartoon masterpiece, Futurama, a far better cartoon.

-The only reasons people and critics are so obsessed with The Simpsons is because it created the adult cartoon genre, everyone grew up with it, and it paved the future of adult cartoons despite the fact that it's a total piece of crap.

-The Simpsons may have created the genre but shows like Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama perfected the genre of adult cartoons.

by flemiod January 18, 2015

paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.

"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."

by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017