hot shrimp! 

An expression similar to "Holy cow!" or "Holy moley!" or "Holey rusted metal, Batman!" that is somewhat-kind-of-not-really derived from/inspired by listening to David Bowie's song "Rebel Rebel" without really paying attention, and mistaking the lyrics "hot tramp" for "hot shrimp."

"Hot shrimp! The test is tomorrow and I haven't studied yet!"

"Hot shrimp! I love you so!"

hot shrimp! by thefancyapple August 30, 2009

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.

Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.

Popcorn Shrimp by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

Cleany shrimp 

When your gurlfriend sucks on your cock for a prolong period of time while you chill out (more relaxing than a blow job a.k.a suck fun). Generally performed when you are tired or after sex.

Glynn: can you be a cleany shrimp later?
Laura: hell yeah!

Glynn *smug face*

Cleany shrimp by d'baba April 24, 2011

baked shrimp 

The sort of nigga that stops at red lights in GTA, brushes his teeth after every snack, goes to sleep with his lights on.

'See that JB kid? What a fucking baked shrimp'
'I'd fucking smash that baked shrimp'

baked shrimp by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

Jumbo Shrimp 

a phrase that has now taken the place of "cool" So... if your going to say cool..say "JUMBO SHRIMP!!"

OMG..thats so jumbo shrimp!

Jumbo Shrimp by Penny Lane May 13, 2005

All australian shrimp COCKtail 

An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks

me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!

All australian shrimp COCKtail by loito69 July 12, 2009

spitin shrimp 

When someone or a group of people is talking a bunch of non-sense or things that dont make sense or things that ypu know are not true

Jim,"hey dude did you hear about Hailey?"

David,"No what happened"

Jim,"She has a dick"

David,"No she doesn't i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp"

spitin shrimp by Will [RTB] June 27, 2007