Shlong

Long fat snake

What a shlong you have!

by Olifier March 2, 2022

shlondo

means for certain.
etymology:
for sure + hundo p
for shundo p
fo shlaundo p
fo shlaundo
shlaundo
shlondo

shlondo bro

by furkwan March 23, 2022

Semon

A delectable, non GMO, non-dairy product that is a good substitute for Mayo.

Guy 1: Hey, we're out of Mayo.
Guy 2: *Ejaculates furiously*
Guy 3: *Spreads semon on bread* thanks, bro.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Shlong

Someone with a long cock. Praise for that :)

"Oh baby, stick your gigantic shlong in me!"

by Naughty.Girl69 April 30, 2022

Shlong

A penis and combined into one.

what a long shlong!!!

by longlivejj May 2, 2022

schmonkicide

To commit acts of gay oral sex on another man, typically one named Christopher Templeton.

I committed schmonkicide on my best friend Chris. I loved it so much.

by True man June 5, 2022

shlongadongdong

Penis/Cock

D-I have a massive shlongadongdong

Z-god my shlongadongdong is so heavy

by Huesinay July 10, 2022