shmotting

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

by megvan May 15, 2017

Sheepland

Another name for New Zealand.

There are 60 million sheep and 5 million humans in Sheepland.

by N04h November 11, 2017

hem shave

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

Bobby Shmurda

Bobby Shmurda is a mystical being who can throw light-weight objects (such as a hat) in the air and they never come back down.

Person 1: Damn how did that hat get so high
Person 2: Bobby Shmurda must have throw it

by BannanaSavage November 16, 2018

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Shuve

When you're a dumb ass cunt who can't spell shove.

Shuve this up your ass 🖕

by HectorTheDumbassCunt August 10, 2016

Shraddha

Shraddha is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. She cares for her loved ones more than herself. She seems shy and awkward but once you get to know her you will realise what you've been missing on. She is the type of person who would drop anything to help you. Humour is one way she expresses herself. She has immense potential and talent, which she never admits. Calm and collected person. Kindness is her best trait.

I'm so lucky to have a Shraddha in my life.

by Ggwp lol October 2, 2019