Sebastian

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3

Sebastian should leave the school

by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024

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He acts weird around girls and other boys. he isn’t so smart when it comes to school

Sebastian isn’t so smart when it comes to talking to the girls

by GhostlyVbucksLOL November 20, 2023

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My favorite sex position, very lovely and romantic and at the same time very wild excelent

Hey let's do the Sebastian

by justin's banging booty November 20, 2021

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A Sebastian is a huge loser who likes underaged girls, and enjoys looking at them suffer while he fucks the living shit out of their petite little body. How disgusting...

Girl: "HELP"
Sebastian: "Open your mouth"

by xXxFaze_SebastianxXx May 5, 2022

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Sebastian's Parents

Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.

"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"

by Sebek01b October 23, 2017

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