Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock

Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!

by Not Syun September 16, 2022

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9' O Shock

The time when something shocking happens...something that could change your perspective and/or ruin your life!

What time did you find out shes a lesbian...?

9' O Shock

by Sizzllee January 24, 2009

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shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

by Noah March 24, 2004

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Big Shocker

Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.

TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!

"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"

by Ben Stone, Elbow Room, Nebraska May 7, 2004

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