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Schlong island

Stupid bong man from schlong island
by Agayguy March 1, 2024
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Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
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Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
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schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.
Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"
by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024
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schlongified

The transformative process of something being turned into a schlong.
His schlongified wings did not get big and hard enough.

Schnagmus the Schniggle has schlongified wings.
by Schnagmus Schniglet June 24, 2024
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Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm
That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants
by cmoreride July 1, 2024
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schlaug

it has no real definition can be used in almost any context
wow that hotdog was schlauglicious

get absolutely schlauged on
by its schlaugin time July 4, 2024
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