For fucks sake

Another way of expressing, "God damnitt what the fuck is the deal, JESUS CHRIST!"

"For fucks sake" why does my mom have to continue to have unprotected sex with grandpa?!

by Sho-Nuff October 9, 2003

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

This is how you judge a girl based on looks.

1)WHAT THE ACTUAL F***?
2) Gross!
3) Ew...
4) Meh...
5) Average.
6) A lil hot.
7) Hot.
8) Smokin'.
9) DAYUMMMMMN!!
10) *Starts jerking off*

Jason: Hey, rate her 1-10 fam.
Ethan: DAYUM! If we talkin' 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, probably a nine.

by nutsacia September 7, 2016

land sakes alive

Used as a general term of exclamation or surprise similar to oh my lord, or oh my goodness, or oh shit. Mostly used by people in the 1930's, 1940's, and 1950's. Possibly a minced oath (softened form of swearing) substitute for "For the Lord's sake."

See also land sake.

Land sakes alive, my grandmother said. That sure was a swell sunset.

by Bret_in_Mesa January 12, 2008

Dragon Scales

Nick-name for any girl with nice titties and body but as soon as you get under her shirt or in her pants you quickly find that she has skin that feels like disgusting ass dragon scales so you fake an orgasm and get out asap.

Logan:*Sad look* AJ: Something wrong bro? Logan: #She who will not be named# turned out to be a Dragon Scales bro!! AJ: Dear God! No God!

by ajgamerguy September 7, 2007

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

off the scale

greatest of all time

Michael Jordan's basketball skills was off the scale.

by the greatest to never play the January 3, 2014

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

10: Marry on the spot, perfect score, makes you cry alittle on the inside becuase hot damn.
9: amazing friend, really good relationship, candidate for marriage

8:really good friend, good relationship, very possible love interest

7: good friend, possible love interest

6: alright friend, above average, but not by much, small time love interest
5: alright person, not to shabby, good if you're desperate,

4: meh, at least your not alone
3: really man, this is the best you can find? Suit yourself I guess
2: you need to reevaluate your life choices, there's still some hope, but act fast. At least she isn't a 1 won't cut it forever.
1: straight psychobitch, just end it quick now, trust me, I dated a 0

0: ... *whispers* halp... me...

Guy: ah man, I totally just got a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale!
Man: ah righteous man, I just got a 6!
Dude in the corner holding hands with Satan herself: Must be nice...

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough August 28, 2016