Sandblown

The the condition that befalls many Marines when they get back from overseas. The compulsive need to give oral sex to old men and suckle on their testicles in a very gentle way.

Man I can't take it ever since I got back in country Im feeling totally sandblown, I just want to suck somebodys cock.

by Bryn. V February 2, 2009

sandals ocean water

that commercial that makes me wanna go somewhere tropical. like now

dude, did you see her shirt? its like sandals ocean water

i wanna go there

lets go to the beach

by wowsah February 11, 2009

sandalnet

sandalnet is the terrorist network tinfoil hat version of sneakernet.

Osama Bin Laden didn't want to have an internet connection in his house so he sent his courier to send and retrieve emails to/from a USB flash drive at internet cafes. Osama prefered high-bandwidth, high-latency sandalnet.

by dickglue June 8, 2011

sandusty

Sandusky + Dusty. Creepy and grimy.

Damn. That Sandusty ass dude creeped on her and she's young enough to be his daughter.

by TwerkTimothy October 11, 2013

sandle pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of "sandle pussy"

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandle puh puh (aka sandle pussy)"

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

shower public shower public sandals pubes gross sandal surfing

by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016