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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 9, 2011
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safety bay chicks

girls who wear fake ratty hair extension and dont give a flying fuck what they look like, have no respect for anyone or anything. especially no respect for themselves,
whores
by yamum, October 12, 2011
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safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned
friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
by wangodango December 4, 2011
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safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.
Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?
by JYoTX December 26, 2011
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Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.
I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.
by manifestatate January 6, 2012
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Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children
Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"
by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012
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safety d

(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.
"Sarah and I broke up months ago but I'm still her safety D on occasional Friday nights."
by Hunal11 March 13, 2014
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