Swamp Opossum

Slang; used to describe one of the fattest asses one has ever seen.

Jee willikers... look at the swamp opossum on her...

by Tomkittycat February 6, 2020

Swamp Sally

A wet Karen. The grandmother of a river rat. An old wrinkled bag with leather skin called grandma.

I was walking down the beach when two Swamp Sallys playing vollyball asked for suntan lotion.

by Angrytooth May 15, 2021

Swampfox

Retired teacher that is the epitome of arrogance and jackassery. Now we know why the institution of education has fallen to crap, as he probably crammed liberal agenda down the throats of impressionable young people. Believes in global warming. Blows off nuclear energy as a viable source. Has a hangup on "teabagging". Mind you, this guy is past puberty. Hangs around all day on a message board. Sad, sad, sad. Worst part is, it's supposed to be a Revolutionary War hero that porked his cousin.

Uh, global warming is for REAL, you teabagger!!! You get an F!! We're all better than this.

Good Lord, he just Swampfoxed me.

by FOSC March 4, 2010

swamp ass

a very sweaty smelly ass

ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."

by dick head September 18, 2004

Swamp Logging

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.

Bailey has this condition that causes perpetual diarrhea. It means we can go swamp logging when ever we want.

by ForShame October 30, 2010

Winchester Swamp Water

This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.

I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?

by Cantjump February 27, 2011

swamp squirrel

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).

No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.

by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009