When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
by Xyanp October 14, 2019
Get the Split Dick Syndromemug. 2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.
by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Banana Splitmug. When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.
by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017
Get the splitting the Red Seamug. When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.
by MaxMad May 31, 2018
Get the splitting up togethermug. by PonchezTheSexSlave January 3, 2020
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Get the Bulgarian Split Squatsmug. by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017
Get the split a niggas melonmug.