1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019
Get the Split Cheek Soupmug. When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
Get the Asshole Splitting Shitmug. When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate
by Rszs May 4, 2018
Get the the one two splitmug. When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
by Xyanp October 14, 2019
Get the Split Dick Syndromemug. 2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.
by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Banana Splitmug. by PonchezTheSexSlave January 3, 2020
Get the Seven Ten Splitmug. When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.
by MaxMad May 31, 2018
Get the splitting up togethermug.