Soggens

1) The act of making something soggy.

2) Some word that was made up when attempting to say that additional items on his sandwich would make the bread soggy.

3) The surname of an obscure hobbit that hides in the corner yanking on his wiener. The resulting ejaculation will make any sandwich soggy. ie Dildo Soggens must have made this sandwich, it's falling apart.

You can get me one without that extra shit, it soggens the bread.

by Thalious December 7, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Soggy Sal

A wet finger in the coin slot.

Watch your coin slot - soggy sal's in town!

by djfantasy July 4, 2011

Soggy Smurf Delight

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

Soggitated

When something has become so saturated by a fluid that it has a mushy texture and now has become so unpleasant that it is rendered unusable or unedible.

Customer to the Waiter: Umm can you send this burger back to the kitchen, this bun is so soggitated from the grease, I can't even pick it up.

Dude, I was so excited to eat my frosted flakes, but after I fixed a bowl I was interrupted and now my stuff's all soggitated.

Ok, who bathed with the hand towel in the bathroom cuz that thing is all soggitated.

by 14Keeblers February 6, 2013

Soggy Yankee Yank

A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.

Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.

by opticnrv September 8, 2013

Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014