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Fetus Slam

When you fuck a pregnant girl so hard that the head of your cock slams into the head of the fetus.
Hey, did you hear? Last night I got Emily so fucking drunk that I gave her the old fetus slam!
by Preggofuck April 16, 2010
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stealth slam

downing the rest of your drink when you near the front of the line at a club, bar, concert etc. it is necessary to perform a stealth slam covertly so as not to alert the bouncers or security at the venue. a stealth slam often involves the slammer's friends blocking the view of the fore-mentioned security.
trevor: yo steve, we're almost at the front, you better lose that beer.

steve: shit you're right, cover me, i'm goin for a stealth slam.
by jefftate September 5, 2010
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slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
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Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."
by Smellins March 14, 2013
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Clam Slam

When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.
by K2they October 28, 2014
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typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies
I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead
by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013
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slam canyon

That broad has the worst smelling Slam canyon I have ever had the displeasure of inhaling!
by IrishVBIED February 2, 2015
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