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Slam pig

a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.

The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.

Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along
by Thatgirl76 September 21, 2020
mugGet the Slam pigmug.

Van Slam

When a hooker is picked up in a van and there are multiple males ready to drive the van to pound town.
Marco was picked up last night and van slammed
by FagLips January 10, 2019
mugGet the Van Slammug.

Slam down

Example: Me: Aye let's slam down and go to McDonald's

You: Ight let's slam down then
by TheSimeon June 19, 2021
mugGet the Slam downmug.

gran slam

When you take your buddy's granny and do the slamming granny in the fanny on her.
John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."

Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017
mugGet the gran slammug.

Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.
I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021
mugGet the Gym Slammug.

slam hogging

When you and your buddies get together and wanna bang some real fine ass sluts, you get the whole group together and go on a search for a few slam hogs or slam pigs.
Tyler and his friends went slamhogging after school one day and boy was that pussy worth it 😂

Slam hogging -to get a group of sluts together and have your friends run a train on them.
by Fuckboi17 May 14, 2016
mugGet the slam hoggingmug.

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