hungry simon

Shittin in girlfriend mouth

shes a hungry simon

by THe noBle RaBit October 1, 2003

Fuckin French Simon

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.

"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"

by Canadian EH tristen December 4, 2007

Simon

A name for a really bad haircut.

Bob: Nice hair!

Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.

by dhfhzdnhnhjdjj August 4, 2007

Simon Cowell

Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.

Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!

by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007

Simon Pegging

The act of pegging someone while using a mock British accent. See Simon Pegg.

Oh yes! Cherrio! Pip pip! We are Simon Pegging, yes? Excellent! Jolly good show!

by Stef July 26, 2007

Simonna

A dumbass basis white bitch

Bruh, look at that Simonna

by SimonnaLicker69 May 19, 2016

Simos

Best friends who have known each other for more than fifteen years

"My simos is the best!"

by MemelordTaco July 9, 2017