shifty

(n.) Slang for a shift supervisor. Used as to not confuse them with a manager, as corporate hierarchy must always be well noted.

Customer: Are you the manager?
Shifty: Yes, how can I help?
Employee: You're no manager, you shifty!

by Sovv J September 18, 2009

shifty

the act where a black individual is acting suspiciously and has beady eyes. they are usually concealing something valuable.

ben: yo, kumbi is actin all shifty today.

lewis: i swear my vcr has gone missing recently.

ben: zots!

by the unknown character. June 6, 2011

shnifty

Accidental combination of shweet and nifty created when I was imitating a Valley Girl -- now used on all such occasions by my friends because it just sounds so deliciously stupid.

Omigod, Heather! Isn't my new Mercedes so totally shnifty?!

by Deryn December 11, 2003

shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

Stick Shift

When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.

Man, Ellen gave me hand yesterday and she did the best Stick Shift ever!

by Rory Taylor May 20, 2008

shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

by MP Shifter December 23, 2008