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Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness
1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle
by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004
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the sheet

the sheet has the coolest things in the world on it. All Saints star bares her soul. 5... 6... maybe 7 dollars.
i punch holes for mindas.
by the person who wrote this March 23, 2004
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navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.
“Oh he has navy sheets!”

“Yea you’re fucked
by Mjmarsh August 21, 2024
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Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.
Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.
John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.
by Harnbs December 26, 2024
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Sheet Feet

Sheet feet is a condition caused by bedding—particularly a tucked-in top sheet or comforter—restricting the natural movement of the toes, ankles, and feet. This limitation can lead to discomfort and disrupted sleep, as the toes become either folded forward or backward, requiring the individual to adjust their foot position, often by turning their foot to the side or untucking the restrictive bedding.
Symptoms typically include:
• Toes folded forward or backward
• A feeling of limited foot movement or range of motion
• A need to turn the foot to the side to relieve the pressure or discomfort
• Frequent waking due to the inability to move the feet freely.
Solutions include:
• Loosening the bedding around the feet
• Untucking the corners of the bedding to create more space
• "Ripping" or pulling the corner of the bedding off the feet to reduce restriction
Prevention: For those with a particular sensitivity to sheet feet, requesting extra-loose bedding or a blanket that isn't tucked too tightly may be helpful. Additionally, a more relaxed bed-making style could alleviate the issue at home.
It's a playful yet relatable condition that many people experience, especially when traveling or staying in places where bedding is made too neatly.
Damn, MR’er, this bed is giving me sheet feet!!!
by StacerTG January 11, 2025
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