Semen demon

When a guy hasn’t nutted in a while and he starts to not think clearly. He’s possessed by the semen demon.

Chuck though about calling up his hoe x cause he had the semen demon whispering in his ear. After he spanked it though he knew that was a bad choice.

by DonRonRubio January 29, 2018

Semen Slayer

A Semen Slayer is when a person cuts a slit in their partners ballsack and sucks the semen out of it.

My uncle is a Semen Slayer.

by niggafart420 April 21, 2022

Semen Stadium

Simply stated, a stadium filled with semen.

I think we need to erect a new semen stadium downtown.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

steamin my semen

A phrase for when you see a really hot girl

Bob: Hey Ernie, look at that hot babe
Ernie: Oh yeah, she's steamin my semen

by eric (aka poon) June 22, 2004

semen demon

slang term for kid or child .

Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons

by Weirdboy11 February 23, 2017

Semen Chris

A fucker whos nickname is "Cumbucket."
He lives in Florida and is part Nude Juniors Rubbin' On Tyler's Cock.

Ha! Look at that Semen Chris

by C.G. February 23, 2005

semen tickle

n (prank): the act of cumming in a person's face-up hand while they sleep and proceeding to tickle their face, causing them to high five their face with a handful of dick spit.

The reason Kelly and I broke up is because of the semen tickle I pulled on April Fool's Day. Still funny.

by wildavjr May 12, 2012