medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 November 3, 2007
Get the scared toilet seat syndromemug. Act according to one's own desires or beliefs without regard for standards for social behavior, logical sensibility, or the approval of others.
Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible
Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible
"I apologize for my friend's uncouth behavior, he tends to fly by the seat of his pants"
"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"
"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"
by Mi Calina May 11, 2007
Get the fly by the seat of your pantsmug. Back seat sex is sex in the back seat of a car. Many positions are possible in the back seat such as:
I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space
For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times
III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on
Anywhere, anytime.
I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space
For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times
III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on
Anywhere, anytime.
by glamma4u June 30, 2011
Get the BSS Back Seat Sexmug. Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."
by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary April 22, 2018
Get the Take a seat young skywalkermug. That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.
"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."
by red phillips June 21, 2020
Get the A major case of the blue seatsmug. “National Old Seats Month” is during the month of February. During this time, students in Mrs. Edmond’s math classes should legally be aloud to sit in their old seats.
by momma_of_4_XD February 7, 2020
Get the National Old Seats Monthmug. A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."
Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018
Get the one seat one scarfmug.