cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

Sammyboy

A nickname you give your really nice, caring and loyal boyfriend. His name is Sam and he is one of the greatest most cutest guys you will ever meat in your entire life! Know one can out CUTE Sam.

Girl 1: Hey Sammyboy come here
Girl 2: You seriously call Sam, Sammyboy
Girl 1: Yeah, it’s cute!

by Skizies January 12, 2019

ham sammich

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!

by John Godwin February 7, 2013

Samma

A Hot Sexy Momma. Or otherwise a wicked hott Girl.

dawm your Such a Samma

by Kyle P. April 23, 2005

Sammed

To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd

Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"

by Nic Palmer May 20, 2008

Sammer

Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.

He is sucha Sammer

by classified bahra 12 November 15, 2011

sammie

when i think of sammie, i think of bitch. probably one of the meanest people you'll ever meet

oh that sammie girl is a bitch. she treats everyone like shit & talks shit behind their backs

by aj980 August 22, 2017