Safety third

Mike Rowe of dirty jobs came up with the concept. TO have personal safety on your mind and not the companies line about safety first.

Hey Mike, safety third remember I ma here to make you money not keep you safe.

by GeorgiePorgie47 August 26, 2013

sage francis

Sage Francis is an old and bitter hip-hop artist who has built his career on an intellectual facade and self-righteous lyrics that preach what he doesn't care to practice. His fan-base is comprised of naive armchair activists, teenage elitists with low self-esteem, and impressionable hipsters that thrive on diets of myspace and indie folk music. His "strange fame" has begun to dwindle back into obscurity as of late. I'm sure it doesn't help that he burns bridges with the most talented people he has worked with due to his narcissistic personality.

Sage Francis is an old and bitter hip-hop artist who has built his career on an intellectual facade and self-righteous lyrics that preach what he doesn't care to practice.

by John D. Doh September 10, 2006

sagenkahn

Adjutant High Priest.

The name sagenkahn Segan Kohen is the adjutant high priest during second Temple times. One didn't become a full fledged Kohen Gadol until one held the post of Segan Kohen. (See Pirket Avot III, 2; Tractate Yome III, 9 and 41). This name appears once in the Talmun mentioning one of the sages whose name was Chanina SEGAN-HACOHANIM.

by Irwin Sagenkahn June 2, 2004

Safety Load

bustin a nut before u fuck so, cus that first one is unpredictable and, u dont wanna cum b 4 her and be know as a johnny cum early. and never get sum

Your Mom: Do you want me to blow you for your safety load or jerk it?
Me: blow me.

by seb-townslocalREDNECK August 17, 2008

Sagettry

The act of telling a person or a group something you think is not well known or profound, but is common knowledge. Stemming from the late 90's, this was derived from the know-it-all of your friend group or family that couldn't wait to share that Bob Saget was actually a dirty comic and not anything like his character on Full house. The issue is, we already knew this.

"Did you know that Bob Saget is actually a very dirty comic? It's so hard believe because he's such a nice guy in Full House"
"Susan, someone needs to call you out on your sagettry, everyone knows Bob Saget is a dirty comic."

"Wow that's crazy, did you know that tomatoes are actually a fruit?"
"Yeah, Tim. We know, we all know, we've known that since 3rd grade science class."

by Suuurepal January 16, 2021

Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

safety jk

The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.

Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."

Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"

Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk

by i.foster.friedman May 25, 2009