russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

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Dirty Russian

A Dirty Russian is a common college prank, in which human semen is used in place of creme in a sweet cocktail known as White Russian made from vodka, Kahlúa or other coffee liqueur such as Tia Maria, and milk or cream.

* Let the semen melt before mixing it in.

* It's a crime to put semen in someone's food without their permission.

Dude, are you drinking Dirty Russian? =)

by fontendet December 23, 2010

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Russian Firecunt

when a chick is sucking you off, another girl is to the right of you, and you pour vodka (high quality) into the woman's shaved vagina and procede to light it on fire. Once you are about to cum you use your penis as a fire extinguisher by jizzing all over her pussy.

last night i was running a train on this bitch, and her sister came in so i did a russian firecunt on that ho.

by raping rhino March 26, 2009

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Russian Handshake

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.

by bearded pirate dancer July 25, 2008

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russian raph

usually a term for a jewish man who usually disregards the rules of the old schmool. he usually sneaks snacks on yon kippur and eats cheeseburgers and bacon along with various non kosher delicasies. you may refer to him as the non jewish yet jewish renaissance man. he also has quite a big schlong.

russian raph sucked me off!

by jaybeezy1234321234 October 11, 2009

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