Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

Restalk

To stalk your stalker. Reverse stalking.

My baby's mama is stalking me, so I am going to restalk her to make sure she doesn't get that check.

by Gynx March 6, 2009

Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

See: grand rapids white sauce

grand rapids blow job

Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.

by bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

Rectal Gnome

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..

"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"

also see Bung Hobgoblin

by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003

restain fucktard

Someone who is so fucking retarded that they can't even function normally.

Mark was so drunk he said the most restain fucktarded thing ever... ha ha bitch

by Swam Pass May 6, 2005

Restard

Derived from an online racing game NASCAR RACING 4. People who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. The reason is because this point of the race is called a "Restart" and the people who don't pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are RETARDED. Good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. So therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts... or people whore are just retarded in general, are RESTARDED.

"Fuckin' get on the gas! DeucesWild, you're a fuckin' RESTARD!"

by Cheesemania April 27, 2007

tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006