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Alabama Pot Roast

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.
Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!
by Sammy951 December 20, 2015
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Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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The Roast Game

The Fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
The Roast Game is pretty simple First ask any family member "what is special about a holiday roast?"The family member would have the tendency to guess assumptively "Ham" "Turkey" "Beef" You say "no" to the family member Then you ask them "who or what do you think is special? "The family member says "I believe that children are special" You respond "So, you eat children for a Christmas roast? "The family member would freak out at you because he knew that the family ate children and he is surprised that you knew it too. The whole point of the game is to get your point across, which is the idea that the family eats children as their Christmas roast, and you interview and prove your common knowing and realizing of the idea or tradition that families have. If they freak out, they already admitted it.

Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
by BM99 August 30, 2018
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pot roast

A sexual act involving 3 men and one woman, a play on the spit roast. Involves anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse simultaneously.
The three brothers were close enough to pull a pot roast on that girl.
by philipb January 14, 2008
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being roast

A girl or a boy not having sex in a long time hench being roast
by macloving November 19, 2013
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Slow Roast

When someone drinks a little at a time slowly becoming drunk but remaining drunk for a longer amount of time
by ClubPenguin April 6, 2015
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spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.
After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.
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