redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch

I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night

by tizzitties December 2, 2007

Redneck Superglue

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.

Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.

by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 9, 2011

Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.

We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.

by Konrad43 June 3, 2009

Polar Redneck

A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.

"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"

by Big Daddy Kane 5150 April 7, 2009

redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014

redneck rash

Similar to the yellow fever but with rednecks.

Vicky:”Have you heard Kim Lee is dating another NASCAR ultra, I swear to god if I go on another double date with her and he does not stop talking about corn and his stuck stepsister I am gonna yeet myself of the next bridge.”

Stacey:”Wow sounds like she has a severe case of redneck rash.”

by drac69 August 13, 2021

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017