The Aggressive Q-tip takes place when a male becomes erect and aggressively attempts to insert said erection in the inner ear of another person (male or female). Ironically, the receiver may need a Q-tip after the act is completed.
The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.
The ear - yet another orifice that cannot get pregnant.
Tim was sleeping but Brian was hard and horny.
He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?
He figured that Aggressive Q-tipping would not count as rape... No harm no foul?
by YouReadyGrandma? June 13, 2011
something every box office should have
person 1: why am i so fat
person 2: well it certainly isn't because of the fact you eat fast food 12 times a week and get the most workout from taking a dump.
^ just one of lifes fa(da)q
person 1: why am i so fat
person 2: well it certainly isn't because of the fact you eat fast food 12 times a week and get the most workout from taking a dump.
^ just one of lifes fa(da)q
by Jbizzlethebyrd July 07, 2010
John Q Jennings, is a master of all tasks, he is a man who needs no introduction because everyone knows him. John Q Jennings is a lady's man and a mans man! He knows how to fix a seized motor and how to buy a seized house. John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything!
Man, I don't know anyone who can fix my car that just ran over my girlfriends cat.
Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!
Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.
Friend, Sure you do, John Q Jennings can! and he will fix your girlfriends cat too!
Man, That John Q Jennings is God's gift to anything and everything.
by Koosh_boy1 March 31, 2011
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by dawgcat November 09, 2010
n. A realm of fanfiction authors and their generally very provocative, if not blatantly pornographic, (usually) slash-related stories.
"Have you been to the Master and the Wolf online fuh-q-fest?"
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
"No, I'm totally grossed out by Snupin slash."
by BestSkeptic January 01, 2006
An insane oppressor across Wikipedia who reverts any critics for any misconduct. Most likely, they paid for it or just a useful moron.
by Barkingdog June 03, 2023