Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).

Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!

by anonymousclucker June 18, 2018

superscalar processor

A form of parallel processing using a single computer processor containing multiple pipelines. Intel's 80486 and Pentium processors were of this type.
Also called superscalar architecture.

Superscalar processors can reduce bottlenecks and increase throughput.

by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters May 13, 2005

professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!

Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity

by Asher February 18, 2007

poo professor

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.

Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox

by Brett Barker July 23, 2003

Kelsification process

The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.

Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it

Houston, the kelsification process is complete!

by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010