procoxinating

to greatly delay assigned tasks that cause frustration and large amounts of time to finish which take only minutes for individuals of stellar capabilities to complete

Stop reading every patient's notes, you are procoxinating!

by theAteam May 16, 2011

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Prochristination

Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.

Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."

Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"

by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.

by hippopophotos December 5, 2011

Procrastifficient

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013