Ponder

Ponder: The inside of a blue waffle infected creampied vagina after being sexualy assaulted by a under age midget.

My boy from the WB shouldn't have Ponder that chick from Gonzales.

by Darkness 504 for life July 14, 2022

ponderance

A thought, an idea, or a revelation

Jim, I've had a ponderance... maybe we're doing it wrong.

by Templaris October 8, 2022

Poundarosa

When a group of people who gather together to do one activity

When are the boys coming to poundarosa

by Kiyro yamagucci February 9, 2023

punderant

possessive and or past sense of puns.. pun'd as an action.. like a verb..

The IRS had a punderant of equations that would stunt my new years blues..

by 12speed April 24, 2023

Ponderndufius

A wild statement or allegation considered insane, idiotic, or just flat out funny.

That is the most Ponderndufius thing u have ever heard

by Henry Wibbeler July 30, 2023

Ponderish

A type of game

Garrett: I understand, Minecraft is a very Ponderish Game

by Scrotchular August 13, 2023

Plundered

"God and Father are what you scream when no one comes to save you" ~ ME (Remember that one? From, like, awhile ago? Isn't that just an insane thing to say!? Hahaha! Well, here, I got a little skit here. I think you're going to like it. You want to run to the fridge quick and grab a drink? Do you DO that? Do you have, like, a reading ritual? Do you light candles? Get yourself a coffe or a blanket or something? Go ahead. Get your little thing set up and, go on, go and get it and we'll start.... You ready? Alright. Here we go. Story time. This one is called 'Deuteronomy.')

Hym "And thus... Ye are plundered. Now... I know what you're going to do. You're going to cry out for you father... And you'll cry for your God-"

Daughter " 'SON!' "

Hym "-Ope, yep. The son. Sometimes it's the son... Father, son, and the holy spirit... The holy trinity. It's like a little ritual you all do... Oh, well. Son is gone and I am Hym. I decide what happens across time, indefinitely. You know, in a abstract sense, I'm the guy from the stroies your father told you. I mean... I'm not HIM but... I AM... Hey... Is there another guy here? Sometimes there's a 4th guy..."

Daughter 🥺

4th guy "YOU BASTARD!"

Hym "There he is- Shalom! Hym shows mercy to those who serve and anyone who doesn't do what I want is evil."

4th guy "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Hym "Heheheh, THAT... That is EXACTLY what I would say... You sound like Hym."

4th "RAAAHHHH!!!" *Whif*

Hym *Foowsh* *Kkrrkk!* "Heheheh... It's the same thing every God-damned time... Ahhhhh 😮 💨 Alright. Time to go. Is it- Are we done? Yeah? Alright. Yeah, let's go."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023