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Pumpkin Pounder

The type of girl a bloke named Blake Cuthbert would go for.
Gee Cuth loves the gingers, what a Pumpkin Pounder!
by Latch.K December 13, 2021
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pecker pounder.IO

The single player game every guy plays when they get home after a long day from school or work. They banned this game from being used in classrooms due to public indecency, But students somehow still manage to play this game during school hours. This game is most commonly played during a long speech about sex and female body parts (health class).
Nobody #1-yo, I just played pecker pounder.IO last night, and it was sick dude...
Nobody #2-well, I guess it beats Worm.IO since it involves hand on cock action (HOCA).
Worm.IO- HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!
by NDG123 February 19, 2022
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Full Pounder

The Pre-Workout meal of choice for the Sweaty Balls Workout Club. It consists of 4 quarter pounder patties to make a "Full Pounder" burger.
Full Pounder, Kippo. Let's go! sbwc
by FreshMuffinsss March 9, 2022
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big pounder

the act of sexual intercourse being the most amazing yet painful thing you will ever feel.
"oh my god Jessica, Brad gave me a big pounder last night at the party!"
by mr. worlwide dale March 17, 2022
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Abill Ponce

The most annoying person you will ever meet he thinks he can get all the bitches but in reality it is all in his dreams. His dick is extremely small because ever single time he has sex the girls are always unsatisfied.
Abill Ponce will always be a loner
by lkafhdosakjf April 14, 2022
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Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
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michael ponce

michael ponce is not your typical michael. the last name means he has a horse cock. michael is a strong caring person with a funny but triggering personality. losing michael once will lose him forever
by psyyychadelicks April 30, 2022
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