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pasta sex

When a male(S) is having sex while soft.

A talent that most men don’t poses although in some cases can be learnt.
I don’t know how josh is so good a pasta sex “
by Josh can do this July 16, 2019
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Creamy pasta

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the braids of a blonde female.
She didn't want to swallow so I gave her a creamy pasta instead.
by Binglyrips April 12, 2017
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Lourenco Pestana

Lourenco Pestana comes from a island in Portugal called Madeira, he has, represented his country in mountain biking and motocross, he studies in England in a school called Millfield, at tge school lourenco plays squash.
Lourenco hobbies are to DJ and has played in a few bars and clubs before, he has got 3 brothers and one older sister named Carlota.
Although many of Lourencos friends smoke, he keeps a lean record and stays away from tobacco and drugs.
Lourenco currently does business studies, spanish , portuguese and leisure and tourism as the 4 main GCSEs.
His best mates and Daniel Booth, Fred Walker and Nicholas Sousa, all three live in Portugal and study in England, Lourenco is doing a project based on music and hopes for it to come out on the 12/01/09.
Lourenco Pestana is a good example for the mountain biking association, he was the one chosen to go the x games till he suffered a shoulder injury.
by nicholas sousa February 26, 2009
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postal service

Dumbass SHIT BAND seriosuly have you listened to this, seriously sit down and listen to it, if you actually hear the bullshit lyrics and the dopey music you will eventually be clawing out your ear lobes
ben g: wow what was I thinking this music sucks why would I subject people to this
Fan of p service: UUUhhhh Uuhhhh my iq is 55 and I am declared legally deaf no wonder I like this music
by MC - G cash a lot February 15, 2005
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pene pasta

some food the campo water polo team made up relating to penis, pasta and parsa
by ER December 16, 2004
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Pasta - King

always a male, the member of any specific group who is capable, for no logical reason, of consuming very large amounts of pasta with ridiculous emotions of excitement and delight
Baby Michael, before he became the bravest and cutest of all the Marines, was declared Pasta - King after insisting that he loved pasta sooooo much. "I can eat so much pasta. You guys!, this is just not enough pasta...for me!
by Dunkles November 3, 2005
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Pasta Maker

When you press your balls against some ones car window and they roll the window down catching your ball skin in the window jam.
I was teabagging this car and OWWW MOTHA FUCKER! they totally gave me a Pasta Maker!
by Lord Gaheris August 24, 2008
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