poon slaying

Poon slaying is the art of filling the pussy, until the pussy owner cannot walk- this can be due to ache, bruises, internal reconfiguration and even from being comatosed. A true poon slaying mvp performance could result in death of the pussy.

Guy 1- yo Tyrone hows Shaniqua?
Guy 2- good man! had a good poon slaying session last night
Guy 1- shit dude, she on crutches or wheel chair?

by SPnotUper February 27, 2016

Poon Farm

Similar to the slang term Poonani meaning vagina in a more general sense but refers specifically to more than one poonani in one location or home at a given time. Usually to coin the given term there must be a minimum of three woman in a dwelling to call a location a Poon farm. All woman must have extended residence and in some cases be lesbians.

Melissa lives in a poon farm.
Hey Allen, did you go over to that poon farm last night?
My dog shadow was barking at the neighbors its a poon farm.

by patrushio September 8, 2009

Poon Rag

A rag used to clean the vagina and is often used to describe
people who are assholes.

guy 1 "hey whats up"
guy 2 "stfu why are you such a noob"
guy 1 " connor your a poon rag"

by connor is a poon rag February 4, 2012

Poon-Bear

A guy who is ridiculously obsessed with vagina.

Guy 1: I made a list of all the words that mean vagina!

Guy 2: Wow, you're such a Poon-Bear it's ridiculous.

by ChronicHeadache March 29, 2009

Poon Licker

A rather generic term for an eater of pussy. Often used as an insulting term synonymous with fool, douche bag, etc. However, when used against a straight male or lesbian, the term can be interpreted as a compliment.

Bart: Is Johnny hittin' that?
Bo: Yeah, he's a real poon licker.

by Juice Billington December 1, 2010

Poon-Balloon

That puff of fat often wedged between a fat bitches belt and her massive thighs. It is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight ass pants.

Question: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

Answer: "I can see your massive Poon-Balloon......GET SURGERY BITCH!"

by Dell.556 July 25, 2011

Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004