Penis Faggot

A bundle of penises. They are grouped and tied together for easier sale of many penises. Found often in the paintings of Jon van Eyke and Jackson Pollack.

A:Would you like to pick up that penis faggot, Jim?
B: What? This bundle of dicks! Ok.

by Mr. Pieter Bruegel December 14, 2009

Penis click

When you are erect and proceed by grasping your penis and pushing it forward until your pubic bone makes a clicking/cracking noise (just like clicking your knuckles or fingers)

Yesterday I did a great penis click

by CoryH June 26, 2016

The Penis Game

A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.

*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!

by blorphablorg87 October 21, 2009

Panissquadragesimalissphobia

Fear of pretzels. Very uncommon.

"Your Mom has panissquadragesimalissphobia...?"

by R.I.E August 2, 2007

Penis Cape

1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.

3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.

After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.

by Joeski June 5, 2013

penis torture

The act of grabbing your dick and squeezing it as hard as you can. Also known as Lemon Squeeze.

God dammit Katelyn, now I'm going to have to penis torture.

by Niggaboo Nones January 1, 2016

Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019