North Pole Doggy Style

North Pole Doggy Style is the act of anal sex from the doggy style position. The Vagina (from the man's perspective) is the South Pole while the anus is the North Pole, thus North Pole Doggy Style.

Trying something new he mixed it up and tried North Pole Doggy Style instead of the usual position. That did not go over too well with his partner who expressed surprise and shock at the rear entry.

North Pole Doggy Style by PJS1371 June 5, 2011

Birmingham Barber Pole 

Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.

My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.

Birmingham Barber Pole by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

hooking for pole 

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.

Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight

hooking for pole by Kouklavis December 28, 2010

wookie pole 

The hairy cock of a hairy guy. The bigger and furrier the guy, the closer to resembling a wookie.
Also used jokingly as a reference to an imaginary themepark ride. (see example)
<It's a safe bet that one isn't in the kids section.>

Chuck needs a shirt that says "You must be this tall to ride the Wookie Pole.."

wookie pole by smokeybare January 5, 2007

muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.

Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!

muddy totem pole by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009

Hole to Pole Factor 

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.

Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.

Hole to Pole Factor by MrsMama January 13, 2011

knee pole 

1. A way of pronouncing Nipple with a Chinese Accent.

2. A deformed hairy nipple

DUDE LOOK AT THAT KNEE POLE!!! ITS HELLA UGLY

knee pole by Kirklanddin October 13, 2009