fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021

Pig Bennis

swap the b and the p and you will find the exact meaning...

Brendan has suck a pig bennis he cant get an erection

by 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 March 1, 2018

pig shagger

Someone who has sex with a pig

David Cameron is a pig shagger

by Darmtoerist November 30, 2016

titty pig

Logan

Logan is a titty pig

by Gotya77 April 6, 2020

orchard pig

A pig that waits around an orchard for fruit to drop instead of rooting in the forest for a meal. Used to define a lazy person who waits for something to fall into his or her hands instead of working for it.

That salesman is such an orchard pig. He expects the customers to cold call him.

by Eatmore October 9, 2013

teacup pigging

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

by Astate indians October 28, 2012

slick pig

The act of having unprotected intercourse with an obese woman

I slick pigged with this chick last night and now I have type-2 diabetes.

by chris_t_w May 1, 2018