dr. phil 

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

dr. phil by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006

UFO Phil 

UFO Phil was born Phil Hill in the early 1970s in a farm area northwest of Roswell, NM.
UFO Phil began being abducted by aliens in 1972. They implanted him with a small chip, lending him a heightened musical ability. Phil says he didn't notice the talent at first. But, after years of strenuous study and practice on several musical instruments, it became clear to him. Phil now knows his abductors wanted him to spread their message through music.
Phil left the Roswell area years ago. His home had ended up on some map of important UFO locations and he grew tired of the constant visitors asking questions. Fortunately, after many years of selling UFO debris out of his garage, Phil saved enough money to build a house far away from his previous life. He now lives in relative peace and seclusion behind the fence of a military-style bunker at an undisclosed location.

UFO Phil can be heard on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. UFO Phil recorded the song "Listening to Coast to Coast" played on the show.

UFO Phil by Don Deago October 5, 2009

Dr. Phil dollars 

When friends and relatives give you unsolicited and typically unwanted psychological counseling

Florian: "You can do so much better than him. You just need to get out more and have more self-confidence."

Astrid: "Save your Dr. Phil dollars, you're not my shrink!"

Dr. Phil dollars by TankedGirl March 19, 2011

Tractor Phil 

Dickhead who jas a "suped" up tractor with a spoiler and some NOS.

Dickhead with a tractor that has a spoiler and NOS. Will usually be burntout.

Tractor Phil by Superfreshy April 25, 2005

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode 

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode by christian October 12, 2004

dr. phil 

Dr. Phil Pleasures me, and i likie a lot.

Get off, GET OFF!!!!! Dr. PHIL would you get her off, i want you instead. ;-)

dr. phil by filly's dorito sucker March 16, 2005

tennessee phil 

1. some who collects or enjoys the act of possessing one or more; big pickup tucks with swamp tires, jet or bass boats, and or ATVs 400cc and above
2. one who refers to a woman with a nice butt as having a nice turd cutter

3. an individual with thick Tennessee accent which may offend all northerners

Look at that tennessee phil, he pulls his bass boat to work everyday and never washes his brand new F-350 which he just put a 6 inch lift on.

tennessee phil by Armt Dawgs July 25, 2010