Persassy

Percy Jackson in sassy mode

Oh it's Persassy Jackson

by Herosofolympusfan February 25, 2021

person 4

doesn't exist

person 1 hi person 2 3 and 4
person 2 who is person 4?
person 3 I think person 2 forgot his meds

by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

person 10

the depressed emo who talks to person 3

person 1 normal example now has scizophrenia
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 former neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd
person 10 emo and person 3's friend

person 1 hi person 2 7 8 9 and 10
person 10 what about person 3
person 7 hi person 1
person 1 hi person 3
person 10 there
person 2 hi person 1 3 7 8 9 and 10
person 3 hi person 10 1 2 7 8 9 and 10
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 ignores
person 5 walks in and gets shot by person 8
person 9 according to my calculations that is 176 years of jail time
person 8 shoots person 9
person 10 shoots person 8
person 6 walks in and kills person 3 4 2 and 7
person 10 then kills person 6
person 1 were the only ones who lived
person 10 shoots himself
person 1 0-0
person 1 ummmmm
person 4 hi person 1
person 1 I thought you were dead
person 4 you cant kill a hallucination
person 1 wait a minute I developed scizo
person 4 yep

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

Persuadables

A small group of individuals with sufficient critical thinking skills capable of unbiased information processing and departure from previously considered positions.

So, the Jan 6 committee is presenting it's findings.

Yeah. So.
Well, don't you think it's possible that if the persuadables watch the results could affect voting tendency?
Ha! Nope. Fox consumers don't even acknowledge the proceeding as legitimate and everyone else knows ex-45 is a shitbag, power hungry, corrupt, sociopathic narcissist.

by YAWA June 10, 2022

persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.

Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu

by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022

Persom

A very bad misspelling of the word "Person"

Guy 1: I met a REALLY cute persom yesterday!

Guy 2: You misspelled "person" you moron.

by Kokoshoko March 13, 2023

texting person

someone (most probably emotionally unavailable) who relies on electronic forms of communication with other people...sometimes even afraid to talk on the phone...perhaps someone who wants to hide something (e.g. beaing a cheater)

Please do not text me, I am not a texting person. Can you please call me when you are ffree?

by Bartholomew78 January 2, 2012