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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
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Pretzel

Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the woman’s legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
Pretzel is folding , bending , or holding a woman in awkward positions while having rough sex.
by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
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Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017
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pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.
"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"
by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017
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peitz

Its a german last name that comes from Germany. If you are a Peitz it means you love your god, religion, family, friends, and whatever is very important to you in your life.
Hello Mrs. Peitz how are you today?
by Thetobster101 January 7, 2018
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pletzi

Pletzi is another expression for being a lazy cuck

Synonyms: Benedikt
Florian: Have you finished your homework?
Michi: Nah mate, I've been benedikting around like a pletzi
by Dabbinger January 25, 2018
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