parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Parking lot Grandslam

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.

You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.

by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020

Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021

Palming

To steal or cuff (hide an item with slight of hand)

The security didn't see me palming shit when I walked out the door.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Parking Lot

A place where people park their cars for people to steal them

oh that's a parking lot, i better not park there.

by yeet the green boi October 28, 2021