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gay panda

A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.
Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.

eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.
by Oy, get off me telephone! December 28, 2005
mugGet the gay pandamug.

Friendly Panda

An innocent, peaceful, and loving animal found roaming happily in captivity in China. Or a dude that pops a chubby for his sister.
Daddy, can I play with the friendly panda, can I?

Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!
by Friend of the Friendly Panda December 28, 2005
mugGet the Friendly Pandamug.

Trash Panda

Noun: a raccoon or any animal that rummages through trash cans (possums and such)

Adjective: a person who is very annoying
Noun: “look at that trash panda! It’s kinda cute”

Adj: “you’re acting like a trash panda”
by Angel_The_Proxy May 14, 2018
mugGet the Trash Pandamug.

sad panda

The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.
Sister: "My dog just got hit by a car..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."

Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."
by SKL March 10, 2008
mugGet the sad pandamug.

Panda key

The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
by lifeislikeadicegame April 13, 2011
mugGet the Panda keymug.

Panda Dick

A black person's white dick
Bro I have such a panda dick

Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
by CleverDuck May 16, 2016
mugGet the Panda Dickmug.

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.
Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.
by Localbuzz December 26, 2014
mugGet the slapping the pandamug.

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