poon

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

by drew March 09, 2004

poon

Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.

Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.

by Jay Money October 19, 2006

Poon-Bear

A guy who is ridiculously obsessed with vagina.

Guy 1: I made a list of all the words that mean vagina!

Guy 2: Wow, you're such a Poon-Bear it's ridiculous.

by ChronicHeadache March 29, 2009

Poon Licker

A rather generic term for an eater of pussy. Often used as an insulting term synonymous with fool, douche bag, etc. However, when used against a straight male or lesbian, the term can be interpreted as a compliment.

Bart: Is Johnny hittin' that?
Bo: Yeah, he's a real poon licker.

by Juice Billington November 30, 2010

Poon Rag

A rag used to clean the vagina and is often used to describe
people who are assholes.

guy 1 "hey whats up"
guy 2 "stfu why are you such a noob"
guy 1 " connor your a poon rag"

by connor is a poon rag January 19, 2012

Poon Farm

Similar to the slang term Poonani meaning vagina in a more general sense but refers specifically to more than one poonani in one location or home at a given time. Usually to coin the given term there must be a minimum of three woman in a dwelling to call a location a Poon farm. All woman must have extended residence and in some cases be lesbians.

Melissa lives in a poon farm.
Hey Allen, did you go over to that poon farm last night?
My dog shadow was barking at the neighbors its a poon farm.

by patrushio September 08, 2009

poon slaying

Poon slaying is the art of filling the pussy, until the pussy owner cannot walk- this can be due to ache, bruises, internal reconfiguration and even from being comatosed. A true poon slaying mvp performance could result in death of the pussy.

Guy 1- yo Tyrone hows Shaniqua?
Guy 2- good man! had a good poon slaying session last night
Guy 1- shit dude, she on crutches or wheel chair?

by SPnotUper November 25, 2015