one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.

The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.

by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004

Percy

A fatass that will never get a girlfriend because he has no game and is not athletic. He will always get rejected when asking a girl out

He just got rejected and can’t get a girl he must be percy

by Damn that sucks November 7, 2018

Percy

Old school slang word for cocaine in the UK.

"I am out two parcels of percy" ala Love, Honour, & Obey.

by EzGoingKev January 17, 2009

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006

4 percent

1. A word used to compare someone who is a homosexual to the percentage of fat content in homogenized milk.

2. It is impossible to use this term without yourself being a homosexual.

That young fellow over there, I belive he is a 4 percent, because he enjoys the company of males in the region commonly known as his anus.

by K-Rimes April 2, 2004

perculate

A word that nookyoolar scientists use to describe a liquid that drains or filters through a porous substance. Unfortunately commonly used by 'experts' during 'scientific' TV interviews.

Too much water perculated into the hillside, which caused an avalanche of mud.

by Frennzy November 16, 2006

Percy

A lie about a subject or answer to a question you don't feel comfortable answering.

Annoying friend: "What did you add to Urban Dictionary?"
Shorty: "We added "Flumpkin"
Annoying friend: "Seriously, I looked, what did you add?"
Anele: "We'll just tell you a percy so it doesn't matter."

by Circuede500717 May 12, 2009