penny thot

An especially cheap Hoe.

Dude1: dude forget about her shes a penny thot
dude2: but shes hot man

by the dearly ditched October 1, 2014

pennsylvania slamer

The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.

Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.

by penetrationmachine69 March 14, 2015

pennsylvania pizza roll

During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.

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by Jay 2 the 4Skin March 11, 2016

Pennsylvania Fire Cat

Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.

My lady went wild when I gave her a Pennsylvania fire cat.

by Bogie dog July 20, 2016

Pennsylvania pipeline

When a frozen burrito is taken up the ass in the pack of a Mexican restaurant.

Brock's walking funny today. He must've really enjoyed the Pennsylvania pipeline we ordered him.

by TherealSkankhunt42 November 6, 2016

penny dog

The most amazing dog in the world with most amazing smile. They are offten little ginge Pomeranians, with buggy eyes and a small head. And they are blessed from behind with fluffy butts.

"Did you see that Penny Dog?"

by ._._._._._._._._._._._. August 26, 2017

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017