penalty beggar

A certain Portugese fraud is one of these. Named Pristiano Penaldo. He asks for a penalty but he always misses. He plays in the camel league and his 9 year old fans he is a "GOAT" for only scoring tap ins.

"Please give me penalty" said Penaldo but the ref said he is a penalty beggar

by anonymous January 25, 2024

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penalena

Penalena (Pee-na-lee-na) is a person that is acting unusual or stupid.

Stop being a penalena!

by Samalamatron January 25, 2024

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PEFAL • Penaldo • pedal • penal • penalty box • PEDALPHILE • penalty merchant • pedal pusher • penalty • petal

Pedals

Big fat juicy breasts.

"Yo bro check out those pedals over there."

"Damn, they're huge."

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Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024

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PEALL

A PERSON WHO SPECIALISES IN THE EXTRACTION OF THE CITRUS FRUIT SKIN THROUGH THE METHOD OF GRAZING WITH SPECIALISED IMPLEMENTS.

ONE SUCH PEALL HAS BEEN KNOWN TO PLAY BLAST BEATS WHILST EXTRACTING USING HIS MOUTH.
THE PEALL'S DERIVED FROM THE PEAL BY THE NATUE OF THEIR PRODUCT.
HAVE MOVED AWAY FROM THE PEAL NAME DUE TO HISTORIC PERSECUTION.

ONE DAY THE PEALLS HOPE TO RECLAIM THE LOST PEALAND FROM THE MESOPTAMIAN PEOPLE WHO PREVIOUSLY TOOK OWNERSHIP. THE LOCATION OF SUCH HISTORIC PEALAN IS NOW LOST TO TIME.

DUE TO ITS QUALITY PEALL CAN BE USED AS A SUBSITUTE FOR DOPE.

MAN THAT PEALL MAKES SOME GOOD PEAL.
I DONT EAT FOOD AT THAT RESTARAUNT ANYMORE THEY DONT SELL THE REAL PEALL. JUST THE CHEAP PEAL.

MAN THAT ART LOOKS PEALL.

by BABY LETTUCE January 31, 2024

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