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Peanut Butter Status

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
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Peanut Gallery

Peanut Gallery is a term used on someone who is making unwanted comments in a situation.
“No, Karen, Peanut Gallery is not a racist term, you’re just being a dim-witted sensitive baby.”

What have you been doing up late this past night?” “I was smoking with some friends.” “Oooh, you got smoke breeaaath!” “Oh, shut it, Peanut Gallery.”
by Juniette December 11, 2020
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shit peanut

Dude1: There was some shit peanuts when I walked into the bathroom stall today and some asshole didn't flush
by Brenden H January 6, 2008
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peanut

1. Noun. A protein-filled snack food; comes in many varieties such as honey roasted and party mix.

2. Proper Noun. The coolest guy in the combined states of Iowa and North Carolina; one really cool loser
1. I ate some peanuts today for a snack in which i obtained protein.

2. How can one person named Peanut be so damn amazing?
by stephanie October 15, 2004
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PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
by zac August 10, 2003
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Blue Peanut M&M

Delicious chocolate with peanuts inside.

The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
"Don't eat the blue peanut M&Ms!"

"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."

"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
by MiriamBay'sSurprisePartyROCKED February 3, 2010
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Peanut Butter Shower

Is a shower of feces on someone, a shit shower. Defecation on the body.
Monkey Love in another slang term.
Peanut Butter shower time
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack

Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow

Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!
by Skeetamus November 6, 2006
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