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Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
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Owen Justice Little 

Owen Justice Little is a short Mexican nigger.

owen lapsley 

Owen Lapsley or as most people refer to him as “God” shows his great power to all around by participating in school plays as well as showing his skills in just dance.
Hey man is that shaggy
“No it’s owen Lapsley”
owen lapsley by Gamerguy67 February 19, 2019

Owen Carvour 

A guy that appears in Spies are Forever which is a musical about Spies.

He is the guy that slipped on the banana and fell. He got betrayed by his boyfriend, Agent Curt Mega in the end as Mega shot him. He dead.
Don't throw your banana skin on the ground. You will slip and fall like Owen Carvour.

I've been betrayed by my best friend kinda like Owen Carvour did.
Owen Carvour by raetheorygal November 23, 2020

Owen J. Roberts 

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
Owen J. Roberts by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019

Owen Gray 

A man that can and will take your girl if you can't find the clit
Did you see the tongue on Owen Gray?
Owen Gray by NoWay13000 October 6, 2021